Sunday, February 19, 2006

Muslim pick up lines:

1. "OH MY GOSH! I just saw part of your hair, now you're obliged to marry me."
2. "I'd like to be more than just your brother in Islam."
3. "To watch you pray is a sin of its own."
4."Will my platinum VISA cover your dowry?"
5."You can't play basketball with a jilbab on, marry me, and we will go one-on-one our entire life."
6."Muslims are supposed to have many children, and I am willing to do my part..."
7."Assalamualaikum, so what time does a Hoor Al-3ayn like you have to be back in Jannah?"
8. So, read any good Surahs lately?
9. Do you believe in the hereafter? Oh you do? Then you know what I'm hereafter.
10. Would you like to see my collection of Bukhari's?
11. Lets get married so I don’t have to lower my gaze every time you walk in the room
12. I've had to fast every day since the day that I first saw you.
13. Do you work for Al-Qaeda? Because you've just abducted my heart.
14. Your father must be Osama Bin Laden, because you're da BOMB!
15. Are your feet tired? Because you've been performing Tawaaf in my mind all day long?
16. Would you like to help me wake up for Fajr?
19. Are you a Shiite? Because when I saw you, I said to myself, "She aiight".
20. Do you wanna date? I bought a box full when I went to Madinah.
21. Girl, you fine. I see praying five times a day has paid off.
22. That's a nice burka. Can I talk you out of it?
23. I need to break my fast. Can I have a date?
24. I didn’t trip over my thobe, I fell for you.
25. I know Halal meat does a body good, but damn, how much you been eatin'?

A friend of mine sent this to me, and sadly some of these pickup lines have been tried on me before.

Can anyone think of more pickup lines? Has anyone ever tried hitting on you with something similar? SHARE!

8 Comments:

Blogger 3li said...

I got one!

(In a seductive voice): "your eyes call out to me from that nikab!"

9:51 AM  
Blogger Arabized said...

hahaahhhah !!!

10:00 AM  
Blogger MJ said...

*winks*

11:44 PM  
Blogger MJ said...

Here is another one,

'We are the only locals in this school, we must date.'

'It's our national duty to increase the birth rate in the UAE'

11:49 PM  
Blogger Arabized said...

ok ok good start,i guess we are making some progress.

11:52 PM  
Blogger Arabized said...

'marrying me will be perfecting half of the religion'

'You agree that dating is haram, so lets get married'

11:20 AM  
Blogger * said...

just what i needed now, a rip roaring laugh. Thoroughly enjoyed that.
So funny!

11:04 AM  
Blogger Arabized said...

kaya,

my sole purpose in life > to make people laugh.

11:14 PM  

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